SORRY I'VE BEEN AWAY SO LONG, I'VE BEEN FINISHING THE FENCE WHILE I WAIT TO SEE MY HAND SURGEON. OK SO I HURT MY HAND A MONTH AGO I WENT TO URGENT CARE WHO SAID IT WAS BROKEN AND HAD BONE CHIPS AND I NEEDED TO SEE AN ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON THAT WAS ON A THURSDAY SO I CALLED MY HAND DR. ON FRIDAY WHO WAS NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL THE FOLLOWING WEEK. SO URGENT CARE HAD CASTED IT FROM FINGER TIP TO ELBOW SO I WAITED UNTIL MONDAY AND CALLED BACK. MY DR WAS GOING TO A 3 WEEK CONFERENCE SOMEWHERE AND COULD NOT SEE ME BUT REFERRED ME TO ANOTHER WHO I CALLED AND FOUND OUT WAS NOT GOING TO BE AVAILABLE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS SO THEN THEY SENT ME TO THE "ON CALL" ORTHO SURGEON AT THE HOSPITAL IN THE BIG CITY. OK SO I GET THERE MONDAY AFTERNOON AND OUTSIDE THE DOOR IS TWO PLAQUES WITH DR NAMES.... THE FIRST SAYS GENERAL SURGERY.... THE SECOND WHO HAD MY DR ON IT SAID.... BREAST CANCER SURGEONS.............................................HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOW HOW DOES ONE CROSS TRAIN FROM BREAST TO HANDS I DO NOT KNOW BUT I'M SURE THERE ARE A FEW OF YOU OUT THERE THAT CAN ENLIGHTEN ME ON IT......  I GO IN TO SEE THIS GUY WITH XRAYS IN HAND..... HE'S REALLY IMPRESSED WITH MY PREVIOUS SURGERY.......HE SAYS " THAT'S A DIFFICULT OPERATION AND IF YOU MESSED THAT UP YOUR REGULAR DR WOULD BE REALLY MAD AND I WOULD BE LAUGHING...................... NOW I'M SURE HE DID NOT PASS HIS COURSE IN BEDSIDE MANNER......... OK BUT WHAT ABOUT MY DEFORMED SWOLLEN FINGER HERE THAT URGENT CARE SAYS IS BROKEN????? OH THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING IT'S JUST A BAD SPRAIN.....................YOU DON'T NEED THAT CAST AND JUST GO HOME AND USE IT............ OK DR LAUGHING IDIOT I'LL DO THAT.   I PROMPTLY WENT HOME AND CALLED MY SURGEON AND MADE MY APPT. FOR JULY 17TH............. I KNOW I'LL FEEL ALOT BETTER ABOUT IT WHEN I SEE HIM. IN THE MEAN TIME IT STILL HURTS BUT I HAVE GOOD DRUGS AND AM DOING FINE AND WE FINISHED THE OTHER 100 FEET OF FENCE AND IT LOOKS FANTASTIC!!!!   OH AND SINCE WE HAVE SECURED THE BORDERS MY LEAD BORDER GUARD DAKOTA HAS CAUGHT AND PUNISHED HIS FIRST ILLEGAL.  DID I MENTION THAT MY NEIGHBOR HAS A BIG UGLY POSSUM UNDER HIS SHED?? AND IT HAS/HAD BABIES???  I LET THE BIG DOGS OUT ABOUT 11:30 A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO AND I LOOKED OUT TO SEE DAKOTA FLIPPING SOMETHING IN THE AIR AND PHOENIX GOING NUTS BARKING AT HIM. SO DANGER SON GOES OUT TO CHECK AND FINDS MR DAKOTA PLAYING WITH A NOW DEAD BABY POSSUM AND IS NOT GOING TO GIVE IT UP. SO NOW WE HAVE  A CASE OF MORTAL KOMBAT TO GET IT FROM DAKOTA.... DS KNOCKS IT AWAY FROM DAKOTA WITH A RAKE AND PINS IT UNDER THE RAKE ON THE GROUND...DAKOTA IS DETERMINED TO GET HIS FRIEND BABY POSSUM BACK SO I GO HOLD THE DEAD THING WHILE DS GETS THE SHOVEL. OK SO WE CAN'T BURY IT IN THE YARD AS THE DOGS WILL JUST DIG IT UP SO WE SEND IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM.....THAT'S RIGHT OVER THE FENCE TO DALE'S HOUSE.  HEY IT'S HIS POSSUM PARK NOT MINE. I AM HAPPY TO SAY THAT WE HAVE NOT HAD ONE ILLEGAL BREACH THE BORDER SINCE.  BORDER GUARD DAKOTA 1, POSSUM 0.