IT'S ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE HERE IN THE DANGER ZONE WITH PHOENIX,DAKOTA & THE EVIL KITTIES!
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DANGER DOG 1993-2005
Lil' Brudder 1996-2007 "If there are no dogs in Heaven,then when I die I want to go where they went." Will Rogers
PROUD TO BE THE RECEIPTENT OF THE FEB. '06 BBA AWARD! 
THIS IS THE MEDAL I WAS AWARDED OVER AT CKA WHERE CAPTAIN CANUCK HAS HIS RADIO SHOW. THANKS DANGER DOG FOR MAKING ME ORDER THAT CKA T-SHIRT I WILL WEAR IT PROUDLY IN MEMORY OF THE BEST DARN DOG A GIRL COULD HAVE.(DON'T TELL PHOENIX I SAID THAT !)
by and read the new ALBs message if your interested 
Come vist my place sometime. 
It may make your heart swell a bit
EVER WONDER HOW THOSE FURBABIES TURNED OUT ? DAKOTA MOON MY ALASKAN MALAMUTE IS NOW 2 YEARS 9 MONTHS, PHOENIX STAR MY DOBERMAN PINSCHER IS 2 YEARS 8 MONTHS. TIME SURE DOES FLY : ) 
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| You ask me why I love her? Give me time and I'll explain; Have you seen a Kansas sunset, or an Arizona rain? Have you drifted on a bayou down Louisiana way? Have you seen the cold fog drift over San Francisco Bay? Have you heard a Bobwhite calling in the Carolina pines, Or the bellow of a diesel in the Appalachian mines? Does the call of the Niagara thrill you when you hear her waters roar, Do you look with awe and wonder at her Massachusetts shore where men who braved a hard new world first stepped on Plymouth's rock? Do you think of them when you stroll along New York city dock? Have you seen a snowflake drifting in the Rockies, way up high? Have you seen the sun come blazing down from a bright Nevada sky? Do you hail to the Columbia as she rushes to the sea? Do you bow your head at Gettysburg at our struggle to be free? Have you seen the mighty Tetons? Have you watched an eagle soar? Have you seen the Mississippi roll along Missouri's shore? Have you felt a chill at Michigan, when on a winter's day her waters raged along the shore in thunderous display? Does the word 'Aloha' make you warm? Do you stare in disbelief when you see the surf come roaring in at Waiamea reef? From Alaska's cold to the everglades, from the Rio Grande to Maine, My heart cries out, my pulse runs fast at the might of her domain. You ask me why I love her? I've a million reasons why -- My beautiful America, beneath God's wide, wide sky. | ||
| By John Mitchum NO WHERE ELSE I WOULD RATHER LIVE........ OK MAYBE CANADA BUT THAT'S IT! |
THIS IS FOR ALL MY CANADIAN FRIENDS!
Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo.
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter
Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are
asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted
on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a
joke but the questions were really asked!
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and
watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q:Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.
Q:Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.
Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ?( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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